Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.

I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.

by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025