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Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.

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See those two over there? I'm gonna Job them. *violence ensues*
by Aestronom September 17, 2025
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My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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Jobbing out

Jobbing out is a phrase or term used to describe when someone is doing poorly on a task or activity. It originated from wrestling shows but is usable outside of a wrestling scenario.
by WolfyProductions May 5, 2022
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Zyn Job

Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.
"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."
by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024
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Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019
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flum job

The act of cumming in someone’s mouth, and then having them spit it back in your face. Also known as flumming, or to flum (verb)
I was really enjoying my blow job until it turned into a flum job
by The Rope God (TRG) November 20, 2021
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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