Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

Ciel Touch

“The Ciel Touch” is when a boy named Ciel comes into your life then everything goes down hill and you can not escape it no matter how hard you try.

“Oh no! I have the Ciel touch!”

by ieatfire157634 September 11, 2022

Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

Midwest tourist town

Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music

Mackinac is a Midwest tourist town

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

Mohammadpour Touserkani effect

The disappointment of discovering that your idea that you thought was new or unique already exists

After he discovered that the wheel had been invented over 5000 years ago, the Mohammadpour Touserkani effect drove him into a deep depression.

by slew88 September 19, 2022

Frank Toughing

The act of dropping a sudden atomic F-bomb in the middle of no where. This is derived from an infamous scene being cut into in the beginning of a 2007 documentary, Egomania.

Random person: “FUUUCK is he doing?!”

Me: “*shocked* guess somebody must be Frank Toughing again.”

by Joe le Fucker October 31, 2022

iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022