trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
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> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
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> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
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bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.
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To Trump is to obtain or complete something by what ever lawful loophole or use of secondary party credential allowed under local/state/or federal law; To bypass usual avenues.
"I'm gonna Trump these fools." ; "What I gotta do to Trump this" "He Trumped his way to what he has."
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