helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.

person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!

by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021

Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Dari Job

When dari has passion ed anal sex with an unsuspecting victim

That Dari Job really tore my ass open

by PEDOREDO May 19, 2017

Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.

Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J

by Gold5 January 9, 2016