Dick Jockey 

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

Dick Jockey by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

DICK SAUCE 

Where your nuts stick to your leg and it makes a sauce often smells like DICK therefore making it sauce.

Dam, Did you smell Lees DICK SAUCE,No but i bet it smells good.

DICK SAUCE by Born6ghst1 August 25, 2008

dick magnet 

A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.

Dude, you have a dick magnet...

I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...

dick magnet by The first one diagnosed October 3, 2009

Dick Neck 

A word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick. Variants of the phrase are 'Cock Throat', 'Adam's Dick' , 'Penis Esophagus'.

Person 1: Haha you look stupid
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha

Dick Neck by ODST Wilshire May 21, 2008

Dick leak 

Leakage from the dick, typically blood, snot, and urine. most people are confused with "cum" or "come" or semen leaking from the dick, but that is untrue due to the fact that semen comes from the anus.

Man Mike has some dick leak going on.

Dick leak by touching your sister first September 26, 2009

Dick-Five

When two males feel the need to express excitement, or acomploshment by instead of using their hands to form a standard High-Five they form a new sensation where they whip out each others cocks and slap them together creating the new and improved, "Dick-Five".

(At a party)

Christian: Yo man, I just whipped out my junk and and dunked it in Alex's drink. Than when he came back from the bathroom he chugged it all, it was halarious.

Chad: Dude that's so gay..Gimmie a dick-five.

Dick-Five by ramPAEge July 3, 2007

Dick Junky 

An individual who develops a dependence on sexual interaction with the male genitalia. This "addiction" can be both physical and mental, causing the addict to go through "dickdrawl" if without dick for too long a time.

Hey man, you know Bob from finance? He is a total Dick Junky. I just caught him looking at my dick in the bathroom, licking his lips and sweating.

Dick Junky by partycrashers October 11, 2009