glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

Dropped His Nuts

Running from a fight, backing down from a brawl.

"He dropped his nuts when he saw how big we were"

by PirateMan November 23, 2005

potatoe nuts

when ur irish and ur dick smells like potatoes cuz thats all irish people eat, also these nuts are usually small and wrinkly

ryan miller has potatoe nuts

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

Banana-Nut Pancake

The act of rubbing your dong (banana) and dong-bag (nuts) all over freshly made pancakes and then serving them to your girlfriend or significant other.

Hey Brian Z, would you like some of them freshly made banana-nut pancakes that I just made...they're delicious!!

by Thomas E23 March 2, 2010

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

park your nuts

When you go balls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin

Guy 1: Dude I went on a date! Guy 2: How did it go, did you park your nuts!

by Jackrabbit 15 January 8, 2016

face full of nut

When a male ejaculates onto the face of another person. The recipient is said to have a 'face full of nut'

I came on her face. She had a face full of nut

by Cin9e March 26, 2016