Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock

I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night

by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

Love this job

Well matched to one's preferences, interests, or abilities.

You would love this job.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

by WenchSniff June 18, 2025