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Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.
i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.
by Alec Triction January 23, 2008
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Face Razor

The process of ripping a person's leg hairs out with your teeth. Most commonly used as a threat, instead of an actual practice.
If you grab me one more time, I'm going to give you a face razor and show you the meaning of pain.
by Tyson the Bastard May 18, 2006
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Jones Face

What you turn on when you get bitties.
He gets so many chicks with his Jones Face on.
by Jones_Face August 3, 2011
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Socrates Face

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.

"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
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Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.
Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!
by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018
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poopoo on face

dude last nite i got poopoo on faced
by gadderd February 27, 2011
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Monkey Face

A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.
Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!
by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
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