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Knock on the door like the damn police

Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.
Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.
by Saints February 4, 2005
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

1. A brand of deodorant.

2. A song name based on the brand of deodorant. It may be a shitty song but you can deal with it and listen to it anyways because it's by NIRVANA.
"Hey, this homeless guy smells like teen spirit."
by Lauren D. December 28, 2005
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Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.
After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.
by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009
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act like you've got a pair

...(Whispers)Of balls.

Used in Full Metal Jacket. To
"Come on privates! Act like you've got a pair!"

When you're too scared to do something, you should act like
by Fargas August 16, 2006
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like throwing a sausage down a tunnel

When a females vagina has taken so much penis that when having sexual intercourse your penis dosent touch the sides
I finaly banged that girl last night i was gutted to find she had a fanny like a wizzards sleave it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel
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26 reasons not to like rock

A. It Sucks
B. takes no talent,
C. only has ugly middle/upper class depressed boys who think their cool,
D. just ew,
E. IS FOR EMMA
F. most of them are butt ugly, and even the ones who get the hott girls are still ugly (pale, full of ugly tattoos)
G. the golden days of rock is over and now its only wanna be rocker ie. pop stars playing a fake guitar ( avril lavine)
H. Full of druggies who are womanizers too, thats all music, $50 90% of all musicions do some sort of drug, illeagle or not, the most famous and best rockers have all died from drugs.
I. has no good beats (drums are much worse then rap beats
J. they kill the word fashion, why do you want to rip perfectly good clothes? People would kill to have whole pants and shoes
K. If rock is so good then why isnt it the most popular music? You kno that rap is, white and black and latina and azn people like rap, only white people and an occasionol other person likes rock
L. That brings me to the point, rock only speaks to one minority
M. And their all rich boys, none of them were poor cuz how do you explain guittar lessons, and an instrument, that costs money and no poor person is gonna pay for stuff like that
N. Requires no vocal talent
O. they were the ones who brought mullets into style
P. whats his name made a porno with pamala anderson
Q. they steal all the pretty woman who should be going out with the pretty actors
R. i kno some of these reasons suck but w.e
S. Guitars are stupid and make stupid noises
T. the old metelica is supossidly one of the best bands.... that REALLY says something about rock
U. watch almost famous, good movies but makes rock look like crap THEY STOLE THAT POOR BOYS VIRGINITY!
V. if someone can get up to V in the alphebet about how it sux it cant be good
W. bad band names, what kind of band name is guns and roses?
X. no one has battles against each other and talk bout people in songs, thats an interesting thing about rap, following up on peoples battles
Y. there are hardly any female rock people
Z. all the bands that arnt on drugs are extremely gay and stupid (dont take that word gay in homosexual way just like gay meaning stupid and extremely metrosexual *quotes a line from a band you like* hey now your an allstar get your game on heeey"...... that could be A-Z
WHAT NOW BEOTCHES, if you vote me wrong i kill you!
by emmanem April 7, 2005
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I like the way you move

Origonally an outkast song, it is now the standard theme music for VH1 clips of celebrities. Very nice if you have CD Walkman speakers and you're moving in for the kill on some blonde.
By outkast, watch VH1 for a few hours to catch it. You'll know it when you hear it.
by Macadaciouse May 11, 2004
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