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Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
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Billy the Great bj hand outer

This kid is fat, gay, and horny, what else could you want in a mofo!
Damn that kid Billy the Great bj hand outer is nice and plump and gay and horny for me!
by fat ass lard ass February 6, 2025
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Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
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take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing
Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too
by Theundergodu September 14, 2022
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Hand Jobby

A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.
“I did put the wallpaper up myself, just a small hand jobby”
by Jellodub June 7, 2023
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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore
Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.
by That_Fairy August 28, 2025
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