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toronto blue jays 

the blue jays never sell out, since they play in that monster called the SkyDome.
toronto blue jays by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Mental Blue Balls 

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
Mental Blue Balls by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009

Sexy Blue Caribou 

Sexy Blue Caribou refers to a very attractive male soccer player.
May be abbreviated as "SBC".
Girl 1: OMG! Check out that Sexy Blue Caribou!
Girl 2: He is SOOOO hot. Look! There's a pack of them!
Sexy Blue Caribou by sbclover February 16, 2010

Big Blue Wrecking Crew 


The infamous student (cheering) section of the Southern Lehigh Spartans Boy's Basketball Team. Known for being loud, rowdy, and often obnoxious, this group of fans shows up at every home and away game and can often be seen dressed to fit the part of a crazy theme night or in their "big blue wrecking crew" t-shirts. They are the best student section in the Lehigh Valley Area and are loved by few and hated by many (usually out of resentment and jealousy).
SLHS Student 1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?

SLHS Student 2: DUDE! I'm going to the basketball game to be a part of those awesome fellows called the "BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW."

SLHS Student 1: But isn't the game in northern lehigh, like 30 minutes away?

SLHS Student 2: Yeah but the bbwc is crazy hardcore... we go everywhere.

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Player of opposing team: Man, I hate playing Southern Lehigh. I can never focus... the Big Blue Wrecking Crew is always making fun of me for my stupid hair cut and yelling "airball" when I get the ball. Those guys are just too good.
Big Blue Wrecking Crew by bigred27 February 9, 2009

AIM Blue Balls 

When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.
Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls
AIM Blue Balls by silyi button March 22, 2009

Winnipeg Blue Bomber 

After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."