Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

Cherry bakewell

An adjective for something thats really nice but you only really want it like once a year

“I like bananas but for me theyre like a cherry bakewell thing, yknow?”

by Rainbowfartblaster January 15, 2026

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010