play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

epic gay epic games gamer moment

gay sex while playing fortnite

dude bro 1: i had an gay sex while playing fortnite yesterday
dude bro 2: thats an epic gay epic games gamer moment

by heccs May 14, 2019

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Don't hate the player hate the game

Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.

Why did you kill him?
Don't hate the player hate the game

by jakesters October 20, 2010

the my-life-is-worse game

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009

Why Fortnite BR is a good game

Fortnite battle royale is a great game

Why Fortnite BR is a good game you might ask well Fortnite battle royale is a great improvement of the mechanics used in other "last man standing/ survival games" because of the ability to harvest recources anywhere and build cover or bases if you need them minus the stupid and time consuming search for armor, helmets, weapon attachments and so on you simply grab a gun and kill people.

by Domi_Zockt-YT March 20, 2018