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mad as cheese 

Statement said to a person when they are extremely upset or mad about something, especially if they are bitching.
Automatic response to someone who is enraged
Usually said in a calm voice in response to an angered individual
Examples:
"Dude, I can't believe my wife cheated on me and is getting all my money from the divorce!"
"You mad as cheese"

"FUCKKKK, MY CAR WAS STOLEN!!!"
"Basically, you mad as cheese"
mad as cheese by da Kidd November 27, 2012

10 cheeseburgers later 

another way of saying "forever", just a more hilarious way of saying it.
2 friends on AIM:
person1: sup
person2: hey
person1: man ! u always answer 10 cheeseburgers later!

mouse to the cheese

jimmy caruso is so mouse to the cheese
mouse to the cheese by the hulk August 11, 2003

dick cheese 

when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip
chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.

Dick Cheese 

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.
u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball
Dick Cheese by James November 14, 2004

big cheese 

when someone gives you a big ass smile showing interest(sexually) in you or your physical appearance.
damn boy you see that girl, she just gave us the big cheese.