man period

The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)

Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."

by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj January 8, 2011

Bad Man

a real man who ain't never scared... holds a glock and will hit your mother with a bat and still go over by her house for thanksgiving dinner.

That Bad Man take my bike and all I did was smile :(.

by Bee-tach December 11, 2003

girly man

Plural form of girly man. Used often when making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger, this term is used to describe a man who appears to be weaker than you (esp. in physical strength). Usually said with a thick accent.

You can't do that weight, (with thick accent) you pathetic girly men.

by Jr. August 9, 2004

Man Pouch

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

by Katharsis April 18, 2009

man root

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.

I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Tambourine Man

Singing the two lines of lyrics to the 'Mr. tambourine Man' song but changing the second line to 'Smack me in the nuts'. You then proceed to do so. If you don't understand this then refer to the example below.

(Singing) 'Hey!, Mr. Tambourine Man, smack me in the nuts!' BANG! (that was you smacking someone in the nuts)

by GDo January 19, 2010

pac man

when you pull down your pants and stick someones nose between your butt cheeks.

Every one held Brian down and Joey gave him a pac man, Brian was so pissed to have Joeys dirty butt crack on his nose.

by Masked Assassin April 8, 2005