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your moms penis 

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
your moms penis
your moms penis by slimshadey January 16, 2010

walking penis 

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.
shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.
walking penis by jocko July 19, 2004

little penis 

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.
Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!

Nuclear Penis 

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
Nuclear Penis by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008

sippin penis

The term dates back to a camping outing in the late 80's where a friend of "House" (whom we called "Elvis") was having an inebriated conversation in which blowjobs (oral sex) was compared with whiskey. The analogy stated that you can have quick, nasty oral sex such as a quicky blowjob in a public restroom or in your car and that compares with the cheap, off-brands of whiskey which you also drink hastily and "chug" down. On the other hand, you have the finer, more desireable blowjobs where you are much more relaxed, take your time and truly enjoy the whole sexual experience much more, such as one done privately with some extremely hot girl you are dating. In turn, this compares with the finer, more expensive, quality bourbons which are poured into nice snifters or tumblers and sipped slowly at a special time and enjoyed much more- such as with fine Kentucky sipping whiskey. At this point someone asked "Elvis" if this meant that a quality blowjob meant you had a "sipping penis" and the group consensus was yes, indeed. A fine, quality blowjob was indicative of a "sipping penis". Of course, when "Elvis" used the term with his southern drawl, it was soon emulated with the spelling "sippin" and the penis term likewise pronounced in accord with the dialect.
Jennifer and I went on vacation. We spent the weekend in her folks' cabin and while watching the sun set on the porch, she gave me a knob job. Man, that was the best BJ I've ever had... she was truly sippin' penis!
sippin penis by Frank Klaune December 16, 2004

Roys Penis 

A godly relic that all men should envy and wish that they had.
Dude I want a Roys penis.
Roys Penis by Leoking April 17, 2011