A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.
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Get the John mug.A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps
by The great majority December 19, 2023
Get the Peeping john mug.A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
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Get the bubbly johns mug.A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
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Get the John Drillinger mug.Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
by anonymous April 14, 2023
Get the John Cranium mug.Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
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