alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

poop nugget

a poopy nugget

you are a poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

POOP

A PIECE OF S*** THE GOVERTMENRRT F***** COLLECTS

I pooped in the toilet.

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 7, 2022

poop bowl

a bowl you pick up shit in

man: poop is running down my leg
cooler man: don't worry i got the poop bowl

by Pokshimin October 15, 2020

Poop Naner

a chocolate muffin that spilled on a banana

me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul

Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock

by fckingcheez January 29, 2021