thug life 

"the hate u gives little infants fucks everyone".

This spoken by a race that aborts more babies and murders more of their own members than any other ethnic group.

x thug life

thug life by Ironhorzmn March 2, 2011

thug life 

the life of a thug,fucken and shit like that.Kicken people's asses.

john cena

thug life by bust December 10, 2003

Assassins creed no life 

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.

"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"

Assassins creed no life by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

true life 

an mtv show that allows you to laugh at people with tourettes syndrome and other legit problems without guilt

hailey: hey did you see that episode of true life with that kid with tourettes?
josh: dude yeah that shit was funny.

true life by zooeyville January 4, 2009

livin' that sheltered life 

living the sheltered life is pretty much being the lamest kid EVER! like it entails that you are a chupmunck and basically the lamest kid ever. you don't leave the confines of your room to go outside, you stay in your house and watch anime all the time. You read manga and watch that hentai(DON'T CLICK IT) and get off from that. The only time you will probably leave the house is to wither go to boy scouts or game stop. And i love game stop. just not with all the chupmuncks and lame-o's there. You know nothing about anything, like sex or drugs or anything. You live like a little Christian boy or girl. the way to figure out if a friend is living the sheltered life is to ask them "Are you living the sheltered life?" if their answer is "What?" or "huh?", then you should probably tell them that they are living that sheltered life. if their answer is "no." or "AWW HELL NAW!"then your friend is safe from living that sheltered life. you should probably help your friend who is living the sheltered life NOT live the sheltered life by taking them to the club and moving them into society so they can be healthy, normal people.

livin' that sheltered life

livin' that sheltered life by haleighbaby:) May 28, 2011

Word of Life Bible Institute 

Where its acceptable to wear the ugliest sweaters which a 70 year old grandma would be proud to wear, its basically a rite of passage. The teachers are as old as the dust caught on there argile sweaters and ties. And the food, lets not even go there.

1: You go to word of life bible institute?
2: Yes.
1: Oh I feel bad for you.

Word of Life Bible Institute by DjJoeKerr December 28, 2011