kidding on the square 

joking, but also meaning it

kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Kiddie Cheater 

a.k.a. spatula - a rubber tipped cooking device used to cheat the kids out of eating the batter from the bowl.

Mom used the kiddie cheater to clean the batter from the mixing bowl.

Kiddie Cheater by The Blechingers October 3, 2009

kidage 

The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)

Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.

kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014

kidloaf 

noun
1. to act like a child from kindergarten class
2. to be a person who intentionally annoys someone else

Variations: kidloafing, kidloafed

Origin: German
kinder = kid
garten = loaf

1. Kyle was acting like a kidloaf, so i said, "Grow up."
2. The babysitter was irritated by Aston, who was kidloafing her.

kidloaf by planetarychaos August 13, 2014

kiddions

The best free modding menu for GTA V
Usually looked down upon by the paid menu community

Hey is kiddions updated?
No, we'll let you know when it can be downloaded

kiddions by Ya yeet motherfucka February 26, 2021

KidDeath1995

KidDeath1995 is a viral tiktoker that goes by the rap name Lil Flamingo. He was one of the pioneers on soundcloud rap posting his first song on soundcloud 2014 under the name WingZz Knarleyy... he did not receive traction musically online until 2016 when he releases a leaked version of his song "Bandz Up" featuring Lil Uzi Vert... KIddeath1995 tiktok currently is sitting at over 75,000 followers and growing daily.

"Did you see Kiddeath1995 tiktoks on your fyp? They're fire"

KidDeath1995 by TeenXBaby February 9, 2022

Fellow kids 

Trying to get with the kids by using old/bad memes. Typically used by companies and teachers.

Company: hellos Fellow Kids poggers wholesome 100 buy our products floss all day.
Kid: what

Fellow kids by Guy fiercely November 10, 2020