Trump

A loser :)

?: Hey did you hear about trump?
!: You mean loser?

by HowToBeDaddy101 January 18, 2021

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Trumping

The act of taking a giant shit.

Oh man! Taco Bell really made me need to go trumping.

by Twisted Travlr June 7, 2020

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Donald Trump

Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.

This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.

NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.

Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.

Fuck Donald Trump
NEVER vote Trump
Vote Joe Biden
#Biden2024

by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024

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Meow-lania trump

A dog that acts like a cat

A meow-lania Trump is a dog.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

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Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.

Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.

by JedAshbury June 12, 2020

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