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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.
Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!
by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024
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Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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sechel

Practical judgement and the ability to think clearly so as to make good decisions. Someone acting with "Sechel" means they have street smarts, can sum up calculated risks, and anticipated consequences, while also being thoughtful and caring. So it's the whole enchilada in the decision-making process. The term comes from Yiddish and originates in the Bible (1 Samuel 25:3 describes a woman with good judgement).
You have innate talent, but without sechel, you're not going to make the right decision.
Use some sechel: don't bring all this stuff with you!
It doesn't take much sechel to know that you shouldn't leave your wallet lying around.
by Shiftylifty December 10, 2024
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secondary school

A place that we refer to as hell on earth while attending, and then the good old days after graduating.
I studied 6 years in a secondary school.
by hasbullaking December 16, 2024
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Seco City.

Person 1: Hey female, are you broke?
Person 2: Yes, I am Seco City.
by TheZestyGave January 2, 2025
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Seco City

What I call a homo-sapien who is addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Seco City".
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 18, 2025
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