Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015

weasel

A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!

Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!

by Matt Macdad March 6, 2008

Weasel

90s Brooklyn slang for gun.

refer to the song Da King & I -Krack Da Weazel Weasel

by spr1000 October 21, 2011

weaselfuck

A sniveling coward that hides behind his parents when things don't go as expected.

They will avoid friendships when any effort is requiring

Weaselly John believed all of Jose's lies about me. What a weaselfuck.

by Downvoting Victim August 30, 2021

Sewer Weasel

A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.

by RBHoya December 18, 2006

shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.

"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"

by Patti March 1, 2005

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010