I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!
by Spacey April 12, 2017
Get the vegan crackmug. Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.
Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
by SGG_256 July 28, 2020
Get the Vegan Missionarymug. "Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018
Get the Vegan Hoemug. The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.
An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.
by Goldenflez October 8, 2016
Get the Literary veganmug. by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018
Get the Sex Veganmug. Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
Get the Vegan Handshakemug. Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.
by Babyvegan May 6, 2018
Get the Baby veganmug.