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United Statians

People from Saoudi Arabia are Saoudis. Not arabians or arabs.
America is a continent, not a country.
Latin america already calls them that.
Every kid in Canadia is confused whenever they hear Americans on the television, until their parents tell them United Statians have an ego( that only Kanye West, coincidently another United Statian, rivals) so enormous that they have to take the name of the entire continent they live in.
Also see: Canadia
George: Dear, those damned United Statians make me wish we lost world war II after all.
Clara: Their ego is probably causing global warming.
Samantha: They don't even realize that the higher IQ States vote for democrats and lower IQ ones vote for republicans, how can they be so proud of a nation that most of the time is run by stupidity?
Laurence: Want some more weed, George?
George: Sure. And let's get back to what we were doing earlier, lets not forget men in Canadia get at least three cultured and hot women to do their bidding.
Women: As you wish, my lord!

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Ermanno: Esos americanos son estúpidos.
Alejandro: ¡También es! Tiene que decir: estadounidenses. ¡Pendejo!
Rodriguez: ¡Carabra! ¡Arriba Riba! ¡Tekila!
by BillBraskyKing February 16, 2010
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Unity

interj. Taken from Chappelle's Show, used after you put someone in their place/make them your bitch.
"You sit down when you pee."
"UNITY!!!"
by trick trickster September 27, 2005
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united states of canada

Where former Jesuslanders go when they realize that the government is supposed to take care of everybody by forcing money from those who have it and giving it to those who don't.

Contrast with Jesusland where people think that the church is supposed to take care of everybody by extracting money from anyone who will listen and building a bigger cathedral than the Jones' church down the street.
I moved to the United States of Canada after my preacher took my baby's milk money and bought an Xbox for his church's new million dollar youth building.
by hoglahoo March 16, 2008
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unit

Hard to define, it's a complimentary or derogatory term depending on usage. It can refer to a person as someone that is cool, tall, muscular, strong, or a friend (synonym: dude). It can also refer to a penis or someone that is negatively referred to as a penis (synonym: dick).
You can call anyone 'unit' or 'a unit' or 'the unit' and so on. 'Unit' can be used as a complimentary term or as a derogatory term.

Examples:

"What's up, unittttt!"

"That kid's a fucking unit."

It's all about the emphasis on 'unit'. The usage derives from both 'dude' and 'cock'. 'Dude' is more often complimentary while 'cock' is sometimes just 'cock' and other times 'cock' is derogatory.

Examples:

"Ahhhh, unitttt!!!! What's up, kid?!?!?"

"She couldn't handle my gigantic unit."

"He's the biggest fucking unit."

Also derives from Randy Johnson, also known as 'The Big Unit'. The first known usage of the modern 'unit' terminology was by a Boston man, himself a big unit because of his height, strength, and ability to crush beers.
by Unit Man January 22, 2010
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G-Unot

A phrase used by the game after he was " kicked out " of G-Unit.The two rappers are still beefin' even thought they " made up" at summer jam. They didnt really make up. They gave each other dap and 50 whispered in games ear like charles bronson.
some uses of G-Unot are:

" You sell records for the GGG-UNOT"
"I guess my G-Unot tattoo was a smart move cuz in the end u lost 100 mil to a cartoon"
by Str8OuTTaCaLi August 4, 2006
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Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.
The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.
by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008
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Leeds United

The largest football club from the capital of the north, th city of Leeds. Quite possibly the greatest team in the world. Definitely with the best fans in the world. Leeds United play at Elland Road (NOT "Bellend Road"), obviously the best stadium in the north.
Their chants are Marching On Together and Glory Glory Leeds United.
Often suffer from injustice from the Football League and Football Association.
Guy 1: Oh my God, Manchester United lost again!
Guy 2: Ah, man, you should support Leeds United, we were undefeated for 12 games in a row!
by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008
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