tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

by eric edub December 17, 2011

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

tweet

slang word for a vagina.

what a whore, her skirt's so short you can almost see her tweet

by bhg143 March 21, 2005

Tweeter

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.

"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"

by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009

tweetin'

(v.) Slang for smoking cannabis, usually in rolled cigarette papers as a "joint".

JoJo: Man, when I'm tweetin' I start eatin', and gain weight.
Mac: Tweetin'...what's that?
JoJo: You know, gettin' high, what do you call it?

by alienapeman September 4, 2010

tweet

Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com

verb
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

noun
<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

Both
<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>

by Whatever_47 November 21, 2009