Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

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twateau

To plateau in your level of being a twat. Often large quantities of alcohol are implicated.

It's time Alex went home. He's twateaued.

by Proud_to_be_Alex_Whitney June 8, 2011

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twat • twat waffle • Twank • Twang • TWA • twatter • Twag • Twat Swatter • twatted • twacked

Twancing

Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.

Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker

by Twancing fool June 10, 2011

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twat-hump

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

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A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

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