You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022

Your Turn to Die 

A lit killing game made by a Japanese person translated into English; which has ages ranging from a 6th grader to a college professor. Did I mention there are floor masters, some of which are 'dolls', which is kinda misleading when at least two of them have a living human controlling them.

To sum it up: A killing game with kids and adults, ages in between too!

It's Your Turn to Die, Sou.

Bro, did you play Your Turn to Die yet? It's a free online browser game!

Your Turn to Die by Dapril1 November 12, 2019

ricer turn-off 

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.

*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*

ricer turn-off by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012

Heel Turn 

When a person completely and suddenly, and often shockingly, goes from good to evil. The term came from professional wrestling to refer when a face (good guy) turned his back on the fans and became a bad guy (heel).

Anna: Kiss me, only an act of true love can save me.
*HEEL TURN*
Hans: True love? I just wanted to marry into your family and steal the throne! Now I'll leave you to die.

Heel Turn by usvartj May 13, 2014

Tuck and Turn 

The act of concealing your penis between your legs and striking a pose.

That put the lotion in the basket guy's Tuck and Turn once seen is never forgotten.

Tuck and Turn by noblehector May 13, 2014

Bat-turn 

Utilized by every actor to play DC's Batman, the Bat-turn is to turn one's field of vision without the use of one's neck, only relying on the shoulders. Often as a cause of one's mask not having an flexible neck section...

Batman can't turn his head unless he does a full on Bat-turn

Bat-turn by Spencer Lucke June 25, 2008

main screen turn on 

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.

Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!

main screen turn on by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007