turbo top lad

Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".

Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!

by T.T.L. January 07, 2012

run it back turbo

When one of yo homies going too hard

yo yo yo chill bro , run it back turbo run it back.

by Sates May 24, 2021

Turbo Boost

The action of grabbing a mates hips mid sex and rapidly pulling and pushing up and down , hence speeding up the action just like a turbo boost

Johnny snuck into the room and helped his mate Fred out with a turbo boost, Jill enjoyed it.

by Fred Dirks March 01, 2015

turbo bunnz to the max

having something suck so much you wanna curb stomp a fetus and scream the holocaust never happened.

red team-Who is the fucking sniper in the tower!?

blue team-head shot...

red team-This is fucking turbo bunnz to the max!!! ( or TBTTM )

by very rude toast November 27, 2008

run it back turbo

when ur playing uno and someone has a reverse card you say it

friend: i got a reverse
u: run it back turbo

by whenurunitbackturbo November 16, 2021

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.

I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.

by antonio bovine October 29, 2007