The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.
All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.
Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.
Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013
A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
by jpg3 December 08, 2013
A obnoxious and crass person who partakes in scandalous sexual behavior to get the attention of a large audience. They usually come across as someone who is trying too hard. They have to overcompensate for a lack of other desirable qualities by provoking outrage with salacious behavior.
Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton
"Man, I couldn't take my eyes off her humping that fire hydrant, she was skank trolling the hell out of me."
"Man, I couldn't take my eyes off her humping that fire hydrant, she was skank trolling the hell out of me."
by ncojay September 13, 2013
Troll say is a synonym for yes or okay, used most frequently in Central Canada. In communications, it is also acknowledged as a 10-4, signalling that a message has been received.
Hey bro, do you wanna crush some beers and play siege tonight? Troll say!!
I grew up in Barrie, Ontario so I've been saying troll say since about Grade 1. Damn bro, you must be getting a lot of pussy!
I grew up in Barrie, Ontario so I've been saying troll say since about Grade 1. Damn bro, you must be getting a lot of pussy!
by Arrow_Odd June 06, 2021
A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.
That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 22, 2011
The act of listing your first name on Urban Dictionary then describing yourself as a great or desirable person. This lone act is ruining the random search function on UD by replacing real words with stupid, lame-ass self praise. A complete waste of time, these entries should be rejected by UD instead of being added to the list.
Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.
Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.
A: Dude, I just did a random search on UD and saw all of these entries for "Katie", "Bob", etc.
B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!
A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.
B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!
A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.
by GeneRickyShaw2 February 07, 2013
Sora the troll is a youtuber. He is also secretly an English teacher. He teaches helpful Japanese words and phrases, makes great music, and trolls a girl on discord.
Sora the troll is God.
by BTS.TROLL August 25, 2019