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ticket

oh my god they're such a ticket
by anonymous February 2, 2025
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Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army
Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up
by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022
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Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
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Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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