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Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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Triggered

A term used by Social Justice Warriors to let somebody know that you offended them, no matter what words you said.
SJW: You hurt my feelings, I'm triggered.

Person who can take a joke: Get over it, you little bitch.
by sjwhater June 3, 2017
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Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."
Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!
by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008
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Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.
Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011
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Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.
James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?
by James_godhandle February 4, 2020
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Anish the thugger

He was a thugger for the dunes
The ancestor of the great thugger maha rana pratap who tried his best thug twerks to save his empire from thugger mughals
But in the end akhbar's bussy was big and better so sadly he lost
Coming back to the present
Anish the thugger in his ancestral thug council hall was waiting as he was going to be become a promoted thugger
The THUGGING ceremony went on for hrs
But after that the jodhpur aka thuggers arena got raided by Pakistanis
Pakistanis almost won the war of thuggers jodhpur and they even took many hostages including momo who always was against thug buy secretly loved it
Anish the thugger with new senapati thugger title soon took his thugger army and fought Pakistanis in that battle anish launched the fattest and most astronomical assclap any thugger could have done driving the Pakistanis away
He was famously named after that battle anish the thugger of the dunes

Seeing his THUGGING power momo started having a crush on him and here we r some 2bharat4u kids making fun of the dune thugger not knowing his one thug act could make them question their Sexuality
-Here he has arrived, the one and only, Anish the thugger-
everyone: *gasps*
Saki: *4 hour random rant about JEE*
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trigger

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3
me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*
by FlamingLips September 16, 2008
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