Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 01, 2009

PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma May 23, 2007

hammer rail

Doing a rail of cocaine off someone's hammer

This chick just did a rail off my cock. It was a sweet hammer rail!

by zerothdimension July 20, 2013

dropping the hammer

The act of fucking a girl really hard with brute force.

Sorry I missed your call, Joyce and I were in the bed. I was dropping the hammer.

by the true definition April 10, 2015

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Polish Hammer

to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.

The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.

by shlongkeydonkey October 16, 2018