student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm

Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm

by Islay bitches with big asses February 19, 2018

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Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin November 30, 2006

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chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 05, 2009

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GAMER TEAR

When you reminisce on the O.G. Times of gaming and it brings a Gamer Tear to your eye 😢.

Man I miss the good old days when everyone in game chat would talk. Brings a gamer tear to my eye.

by ThomasHavingFun November 15, 2018

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Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 29, 2011

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