student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm

Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm

by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018

Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

Satan's Tears

A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.

Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.

by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"

Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.

by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019

choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.

I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.

by Argivian February 28, 2014

GAMER TEAR

When you reminisce on the O.G. Times of gaming and it brings a Gamer Tear to your eye 😢.

Man I miss the good old days when everyone in game chat would talk. Brings a gamer tear to my eye.

by ThomasHavingFun November 14, 2018