by Bigboyz17 June 24, 2020
Get the Tampon party mug.a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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by Lamayobro March 17, 2017
Get the Tampon mug.This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 9, 2024
Get the with the urgency of an emergency tampon mug.Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"
Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021
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