Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing December 31, 2020

rail table

A table used to bust rails on, thus the name. They are clear or see-through tables and screens, like glass or a mirror, used to sniff powdered drugs on.

Hey, you see that plastic table-top on the teachers desk? I bet if you took that part off it would make a sick rail table.

by TFS August 11, 2005

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.

Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!

by septembereighth September 21, 2018

tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled

by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006

Tabben

adjective: white trashy, ghetto, oportunistic, shady, sly, lame, evil minded, dishonest.

She's so tabben, she tried to sell me my own sweater she found in the garbage outside of my house that I just threw away and claims she just bought it on sale at Neiman Marcus last week.

by totally tabs 4 life April 5, 2009

Tabernacker

Noun
A player who plays a player "Tabernacker".

Verb
The act of playing a player "Tabernacking".

Often used to describe someone who has just played you.

1. A friend steels the only lighter a group has during a late night sesh then leaves before the night is concluded "Tabernacker".
2. This friend appears the following night " You tabernacking son of a bitch"
3. "Chuch, Preach, Tabernacker" -- Snoop

by Niblit87 August 23, 2011