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1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.
1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"
Tea pot by gonkenstien August 16, 2012
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Tea-Reason 

A play on the word 'treason' that combines 'Tea' (short in this instance for Tea Party Patriot) and 'Reason' (a homonym meaning either: purpose or rationality).

It can be defined as:

A situation in which a citizen of another country is accused of committing an act of treason against the United States of America by a Tea Party Patriot.
Huckabee: Julian Assange should be executed for treason!

Assange: I think you mean Tea-Reason? Perhaps I could interest you in a map, and a dictionary?
Tea-Reason by marvaenaeldo December 3, 2010

Tea cake 

A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")
"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
Tea cake by nina_infinite February 18, 2007

tea and biscuits 

The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.
Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.

My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
tea and biscuits by ava adorable August 16, 2008
When TanaCon didn’t work out. So tea is like the tea is the real gossip ❤️
“What’s the tea sisLily asked Alice

Tea sis by Rjejjsjg January 26, 2019

Tea Drinker 

A tea drinker is a person who enjoys the natural taste of the world. With freshly brewed, mind cleansing, and tasty tea, they are some of the worlds kindest and healthiest people. They are always down to try some new tea, no matter the plant, they are guaranteed to love the flavor.
Although they may be kind, they are a little picky. If you bring a tea drinker to a restaurant, you better hope the waiter didn't bring their beverage sweetened.
"Woah, she seemed happy."
"Yeah, she told me chamomile tea is a natural de-stressor."
"ohhh she must be a tea drinker! that explains it!"
Tea Drinker by casteal March 16, 2019