Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
by nobody123balls October 22, 2013
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She’s so hot I’d swamp chomp even if she just took a shit.
She’s so hot I’d swamp chomp even if she just took a shit.
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Get the Swamp Donkey mug.A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
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“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
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Hang on while I put deodorant on my swamp tit.
I need to shower my swamp tit is getting out of control.
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