splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

splainy?

explain, please? expression of bafflement, request for information. from 'explain'.

A: Of course, that might indicate a negative correlation between X and....
B...splainy?

by melaka67 July 20, 2008

splinglang

when you punch someone in the face socket and it makes a satisfying plop sound, this is a splinglang

i splinglanged that bitch.

by sexual man May 6, 2008

Sploik

(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".

I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.

by Shplarg July 7, 2008

Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

by MR. RM May 21, 2009

Splinex

A term used to describe a transcended knowledge which stands in the face of known and widely accepted facts (often scientific)

We don't KNOW that if we go to touch a table that our hand is not going to go through the table we are only basing this assumption on past experiences.

Additionally who is to say that 2 + 2 = 4 ? what is 4 ? maybe 4 is splinex.

by Big Phil 27 July 14, 2009