Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

Rainbow Smash

In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters

Did you hear what happened to the chomo

No what happened

They rainbow smashed him till he cried

by Shlament January 4, 2021

kinky slaps

Adjective. The qualifier of ‘slaps’. When describing something and ‘slaps’ is insufficient.

Slaps+

You know when you take your first hit and you’re straight chillin? That shit kinky slaps.

by Fister69 June 27, 2021

arizona ballsack smash

The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.

Dude what's he doing with his nuts?
I think he's doing an arizona ballsack smash.

by arizonaballsack December 30, 2013