Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018

boxer shower

When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.

We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.

by Kooziemoi May 5, 2016

utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019