Shitweener

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

Shitwatcher

Someone who intentionally walks in on people while they're taking a shit.

She's walked in on so many people that little shitwatcher.

by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009

Shift6

Used to express agreement with the statement featured above. When you hold ' Shift ' and Press ' 6 ', the resulting character is an Up Arrow. ( ^ )

A: Where were you guys last night?

B: Your Mom's house.

C: Shift6

by Toothed Vajj November 14, 2010

Shift that shit

Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.

We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!

by Enekamu March 15, 2012

shitwatch

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.

Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.

by Spankwad September 30, 2018

shape-shifta`

A young person emulating the look and gestures of different groups like rappers rockers pop`ers . On monday he`s dressing like lil`John with da grill, on tuesday getting a wig like Marylin Manson, on wednesday he-s getting the Elton John silly ass hat, and so on...

Usually suburbian white "fellow" with no friends and a hairy palm.

-Hey Cisco, I saw your cousin the otha` day acting latino and shit..
-Homie, that shape-shifta` ain`t my cousin. I`m pretty sure he was adopted.

by AdrianDemetrian May 31, 2007

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.

Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!

by leaaron October 9, 2008