seal whipping

The whipping of one by a seal

You fucker, you seal whipped me in the face with your seal.

by drash May 7, 2004

samalian

smelly gross black people who dont shower and dont know how to drive sent from africa to work in the united states

dude that samalian stinks ugh i know did you hear bout the one who drove in to the laundry mat ya dude they probably thought it was a drive through laundry mat hahaha

by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.

1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.

by J.W. May 13, 2005

semaluhtounuylohowwah

I made this because of that one south park video
semaluhtounuylohowwah doesn't mean anything at all but it's funny

(ps: I love south park)

Ike: mommy
Sheila: yes?
Ike: semaluhtounuylohowwah

by erectioncar122 October 5, 2023

Sealeaf

A common surname in England for people that have Dyslexia. They are often perceived as homosexual however this is only in appearance.

"Ahh look at that idiot trying to read, he must be a Sealeaf"

by EFCJCB1995 November 25, 2011