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smelly gross black people who dont shower and dont know how to drive sent from africa to work in the united states
dude that samalian stinks ugh i know did you hear bout the one who drove in to the laundry mat ya dude they probably thought it was a drive through laundry mat hahaha
samalian by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.
Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Sakalian English 

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.
- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

Reverse Somalian 

When 2 Somalian men have sex on a toilet in a public bathroom in St. Cloud, MN
I just walked in to the bathroom and seen 2 Somalian men having sex on the toilet. The one was riding the other reverse Somalian.

Somalian Boat Party 

Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.
"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.
Somalian Boat Party by WiggerG October 24, 2013