by The Utco 4 May 11, 2011
A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.
by Master Bates 1000 April 24, 2016
when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
by Judge dredd7 June 01, 2011
The act of hurting one's self. Usually done as a way to release painful emotion, feel something etc. Types of self-harm include burning, cutting scratching, biting, breaking bones, bruising. Some may do it for attention, though people mostly don't.
If you're doing this, please please stop. This won't make your state better, no matter how you feel after doing it. Please see help. It's not shameful to want help.
If you're doing this, please please stop. This won't make your state better, no matter how you feel after doing it. Please see help. It's not shameful to want help.
P1: I want to confess something.
P2: What is it?
P1: I have been self-harming, specifically cutting and burning myself.
P2: I'm glad you are okay and talking to me. Please don't do this anymore, it isn't healthy and it won't make things better. Is there anything I can do?
P2: What is it?
P1: I have been self-harming, specifically cutting and burning myself.
P2: I'm glad you are okay and talking to me. Please don't do this anymore, it isn't healthy and it won't make things better. Is there anything I can do?
by scotchless April 07, 2021
by mypseudonymoof March 20, 2019
It is when one goes out by themselves
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020