self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.

Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.

by Zachary DeMarachelle December 29, 2007

self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019

Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.

The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.

by Bryce Hall/Sway Boy Wannabe July 20, 2020

Self Harm

when you purposely hurt yourself.

examples of self harm are cutting, taking drugs, drinking, starving yourself.

by mypseudonymoof March 20, 2019

self deletion

American English slang in the 2020's for suicide.

"He's a victim of self deletion" - Better Bachelor

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.

Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023