schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

by Branden Panico January 5, 2008

schwag

cock, wang, tool, a schwag is slang for penis

man, jon has a big schwag

by kielbassa January 7, 2006

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

Schwans Man

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Schwag

schwag can be used in place of cool, chill or any other word similar to that. Also can be used as heavy schwag for meanings like badass

Hey you wanna go to the massage parlor and get a ragin cajun? Yea man that's schwag

by motoxdeath February 18, 2011

schwag

schwag is home it is the only place that is cool always and the people are kind there.

There is no place like schwag.

by grizzash April 12, 2008

schwag

Schwag, (according to young Irish man i met in Brooklyn at a bar who was only been here for 2 weeks) is a goatee on a young man. It could be full grown or resemble some dirt.

-Yah know, you should really shave your schwag.

-My schwag?

-Yeah your chin, it'll make you look younger.

by ATV Tinting February 13, 2009