schmeckle

A form of currency aka pen springs

I have 2 schmeckles

by NOTKIWIK January 30, 2020

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Schmeckle

Generic term for penis. More commonly used by old men with erectile disfunction.

My grandpa said his schmeckle wasnt working right.

by Duckwhore September 8, 2020

Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

You’re an analiz
Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 5, 2020

Schmuckglitzen

It’s German for WAP.

Gurl hol on! I can read your schmuckglitzen usage in these jeans, go change.

by ireallyenjoyedtheemojimovie November 21, 2020

schmuck

An idiot that pisses you off so much and u cant be bothered to shout at them so,you call them a schmuck.

"Oh shut up you schmuck"

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021