spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Spam Fudger

A spam fudger is a person who engages in eating shit off the floor while furiously masturbating. The climax comes when the man reaches an orgasm and has shit all over his face.

I was walking home last nite and saw a spam fudger, it was sooo cool

that guy was spam fudging so hard it looked awesome

by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

Spam Account

Usually an Instagram account where users will upload photos and videos at a high frequency giving it the name spam. The admins of these accounts are usually part of the black or Latin community. They usually ridicule and make fun of white people as a subtle form of racism. The captions are usually along with lines of “I- LAMSOSKWKQSKAO”. They refer to anyone who isn’t on their level of stupidity as “locals”, when in reality anyone would rather be a local than whatever the fuck these ratchet ass bitches are.

Spam accounts be like
“Locals 🙄”
“SKSKKSKSKSKS”
“White people 🤢”

by niegar December 14, 2019

spam king

someone who makes spam everyday no matter what time of day. also known as, a xena's father.

"WOW! Your Spam King makes the best spam ever, Xena!"

"OOOHH AAAHHHH OOOH AAHHH!"

by iMaChey October 13, 2008

Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.

Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009

spam it

To rush to a certain place or destination.

I must Spam It to the toilet or else i fear i may soil myself.
Lets Spam It and get there early.

by Hindsightman September 25, 2005