Definitions by iMaChey

spam king 

someone who makes spam everyday no matter what time of day. also known as, a xena's father.

"WOW! Your Spam King makes the best spam ever, Xena!"

"OOOHH AAAHHHH OOOH AAHHH!"

spam king by iMaChey October 13, 2008

xena 

an overly obsessed fan of a rock band with very similar looks to a monkey.

"Ew, look at the gorilla listening to music mommy!"
"Hunny, that's a Xena, not a gorilla."

xena by iMaChey October 11, 2008