Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010

rusty piccolo

What would be the female option of a rusty trombone. In this version, the same anal stimulation is made while the focus is not so much on large and roubust stimulation of the shaft, but the slight and technical motion of the compact button or clitoris.

It was my birthday, so Adam gave me a rusty piccolo for the occasion.

by Kim.o.Licious January 16, 2007

rusty trombone

the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off

man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good

by humpy lumpkin April 7, 2008

rusty umbrella

during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.

"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"

by Dana susan balch September 29, 2007

Rusty Trombone

A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

by boost7 May 1, 2006

Rusty Onion

The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.

I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.

by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019